pervert neighbor phone sex

~*~* Dear Mr. Nanners!!! *~*~
In case you didn’t already know, this is your super way betterer than Tinker Bell Princess next door, Kaylee. Im writing to you to tell you that you are totally NOT invited to my slumber pre-teen party this Friday (TOMORROW DUH!) at 7:00pm. You’re such a pervert phone sex neighbor that you’re gonna probably peep through the window anywayz because me and my friends always catch you doing that when we’re playing pretty pretty Princess, having Hello Kitty dance parties, and Disney Princess movie night. Gosh! You’re like totally always there perving on our tiny little pedo bodies. And now like my friends ask about you when I invite them over. They always say on my facebook “Is Mr. Nanners gonna be there, Kaylee?!” And I’m like, “GOD everyone knows about YOU! OMFG!” Once my daddy saw my facebook account and goes, “Who’s mr nanners?” I had to tell him it was the name of one of my stuffed animals that Hello Kitty doesn’t like so we make raspberry sounds at it. Then he didn’t care, but OMG even my daddy knows a mr nanners exists! If you were here right now I’d totally blow raspberries all in your face and laugh at you while wiggling my tiny little girl butt and singing at the top of my lungs “NANNER NANNER NANNER, YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME!!!” *raspberry sounds*

So yeah, you’re not invited, but you’re going to perv this time anywayz soooo Casey requests that you bring pixie stix for the whole party and then we’ll let you in.
k. thnx. bye.
-The SUPER BEST GURL EVER xo Kaylee-

24 hours and a pervert phone sex call later…

Dear diary, I told Mr Nanners NOT to come over but that totally meant he couldn’t help being such a pedo perv and he just had to come spy on the party. Casey, Elle, Erica and I were putting on glittery eye sparkles after we painted Cinderella decals on our toe and finger nails when we saw Mr Nanners by the window again. We were wearing our Fairy Princess tutus that have the matching magical wands and training bras. I think my Sleeping Beauty training bra is better than Erica’s big Monster High bra but whatevs. We tried to ignore Mr Nanners and but then we exploded in big laughter when Casey said “OhEmGee, I think I see Mr Nanner’s penis!!” He didn’t know we had a special dance number prepaired for him tonight.
I yelled, “READY GIRLS!?!? 1 , 2 , 3, 4 MR NANNERS is at the door!”
We all grabbed our wands, stood in line with our backs to him and Elle yelled, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS UNLESS YOU GIVE US PIXIE STIX!!” I went over to the door and cracked it and Mr Nanner’s was all pervy looking at my body and I blew raspberries in his face and said “Pixie sticks, now perv!” and blew raspberries. He showed the candies and I nodded to my friends and they said YAY! as we all ran over and put our hands on his pockets pulling our our pixie fairy stix!!! I took one and it was blue and blue is icky so I blew the dust on Mr Nanner’s face and made raspberries. He just left it there! LOL OMG He was like hypnotizes and drooling so I had him crawl into the living room sniffing our tiny tutu bums as we wiggle walked into the room. Lucky there was a pink pixie stick left for me and we all got super sugar high and danced while we laughed at Pervy Nanners and waved our wands at him. He seemed mystified by our glittery nails and tiny hands. We had him get down and kneel and Casey told him she already saw his penis so he should just take it out and beat off already. LOL! NANNER NANNER *raspberries* You’ll never be allowed to touch us because we’re JAILBAIT phone sex PRINCESSES *wicked giggles* We all danced around him and twirled like the cutest jailbait fairies ever! We put our little tiny hands on his legs and then he CAME EVERYWHERE OMG LOL we didn’t have to even get close to his penis because our young barely clothed tutu bodies were sooooooooooooooo too much for him. We scared Mr. Nanner’s away so fast and then we laughed as he ran home and we stayed up until 4am eating pixie sticks, watching movies and planning our next party!

Love, Kaylee

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